Thursday, January 17, 2013

All about SPAM take 2- the most amusing...and the strangest!

Back in October I did a post on some of the Spam comments I had received. I found it a fun and amusing little way to keep track of some of the funniest comments I had received (and it also meant that the spammers got to have their comments displayed!). It was a win-win situation for both me and the spammers!

Anyhow, since accumulating some more spam comments I have decided to do another post on it. Here are some of my most recent comments...

"I do not know whether it's just me or if everyone else encountering problems with your website. It appears as though some of the text on your content are running off the screen. Can somebody please comment and let me know if this is happening to them as well? Could this be an issue with my internet browser because I've had this happen before. Appreciate it. My page > ..."

Yep, I think it might be an issue with your internet browser. Comment guys and let me know if this happens to you as well...hahaha!

"Hello there! his post couldn't be written any better! Reading this post reminds me of my good old room mate! He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this page to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing. My web site..."

This comment was posted on my 'Homemade lip balm, body scrub and face mask' post. Your roomate sounds like a knowledgeable guy!

"fantastic publish, very informative. I'm wondering why the other specialists of this sector do not notice this. You should continue your writing. I'm confient you have a huge readers' base already! Feel free to visit my wesite at:..."

Thanks for the encouragement, I will continue my writing. I'm not sure what you are referring to with specialists though, considering you posted this comment on my giveaway post! Haha!

"I do consider all of the ideas you have offerred to your post. They're really convincing and can definitely work. Nonetheless, the posts are very brief for novices. May you please lengthen them a little from next time? Thanks for the post. Also visit my website:..."

"If you prefer playing online games you should have a look at my own url..."

"Fantastic items from you, man. I've understand your stuff prior to and you are simply extremely great. I actually like what you have bought right here, really like what you are stating and and the way wherein you say it. You're making it entertaining and you continue to take care of to keep it simple. I can't wait to read much more from you. This is really a tremendous web site. Feel free to visit my blog post:..."

Thanks for the compliments, man!

"A person necessarily help to make severely posts I would state. That is the very first time I frequented your website page and so far? I surprised with the analysis you made to make this particular publish extraordinary. Fantastic job! Feel free to visit my page..."

Okay, what?!

"Having trouble losing weight? How about taking a look at what is considered to be fat burner in a bottle? Get them for the best price at..."

"Hi. I noticed your websites title, "Blogger:YouReview" doesn't really reflect the content of your internet site. When writing your site title, do you believe it's most beneficial to write it for Search engine optimisation or for your audience? This is one thing I've been battling with because I want great search rankings but at the same time I want the best quality for my website visitors. See my site..."

A personalised spam message? I'm impressed. As for the blog title, it seems you've already chosen one on your site!

"This is a topic which is near to my heart.. ..Cheers! Where are your contact details though? My site..."

The mango baby lips balm is near to my heart too, my contact details can be found on one of the pages of my blog.

"Its such as you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the e-book on it or something. I feel that you can do with a few % to power the messafe house a bit, but other than that, that is excellent blog. A fantastic read. I'll certainly be back. Here is my web blog:..."

This was posted on my last post about spam - you think I'm the expert, you're the spammer!

"Women became outgoing. Watching a movie together has always been a hit dating idea and it works for most people. Do not sign onto your dating profiles from public computers, and keep your computer's security software updated. my site..."

And perhaps my favourite of all spam comments...

"bear grylls."


  1. "bear grylls" - WHAT!?

    Hahaha You get such hilarious spam comments. Mango pie baby lips is dear to my heart too ;)

    1. I know, I do get good ones! I think everyone has a little space in their heart for Mango pie baby lips! :)

  2. Oh gosh spam comments are annoying but wow, some of those are funny :)

  3. Oh gosh this is hilarious! I love how majority of them ask you to visit their blog... crazy!
    The last one is definitely the greatest, I love it! Some people... :P

    1. It is pretty funny! The last one is awesome, whoever sent it has character, that is for sure. :)

  4. I get the bear grylls one too lol. Most of the ones I get make absolutely no sense, but I did get one saying that my MK watch looked cheap and too fashionable and young for their taste (I'm 24 I don't want a grandma watch!) and then of course they asked me to check out their website for higher quality MK watches...

    These are hilarious :)

    1. Oh my gosh, they are sneaky aren't they?! Still, at least they provide some entertainment!

  5. Haha omg I always get the bear grylls one too but it disappears on its own! Perhaps it is a virus that some naive blogger got. The spam comments with poor English I guess have been translated through Google translate from some other language, they are hilarous! :P

    1. The bear grylls one is so strange! Those translated ones do come up looking pretty ridiculous!


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