Just lately I have noticed a real explosion of spam comments on my blog (which of course are not published due to the settings I have for comments - which, by the way everybody, I do realise is quite annoying but there isn't any alternative because I get crazy spam comments like the ones below).
I have very little idea as to why I have been getting soooo many lately, but blogger is doing an amazing job filtering them and sending them to the little spam folder, so it isn't too concerning. Instead of getting frustrated and having a rant, I thought it might be amusing for everyone if I shared some of them. I hope this makes you smile!
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*Hmmm...it would appear as though you have a fair idea as to how to start a 'weblog' considering you have been so kind as to link your blog in the comments!*
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That doesn't even make any sense!
And perhaps the most amusing one I have received...
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What a compliment! What do you guys think, do you feel as though I am using trickery to make my website loading velocity quicker? :)
I think I might do these 'Spam" posts every now and again because I find these comments hilarious (and I hope you do too). Let me know some of the best spam comments you have ever received!